Beniton Lopez

"Sassy 2/10? YOU'RE 2/10!" - Moron Benition Sanjay Lopez AKA Ben is the 31-Year-Old EPIC GAMER CHAD Boyfriend of Brooke Willis. His Home was invaded by Brooke's Cousin Brody and his Sugar Momma Breanna. He is the Biologial Son of Jennifer Lopez and Mario Lopez. He was adopted at age 9 by a Rich Family in El Salvador. His Younger Sister Bianca is a Convicted Criminal. As a Child, he made EPIC GAMER Rants on YouTube as SammyClassicSonicFan, he got banned for being too Toxic and Crying a lot.

Growing up, he used to be a Soviet Superhero named Sportacus. Sportacus humbly describes himself as a "slightly above-average hero", though his friends have a higher opinion of him, calling him a "superhero". Sportacus encourages the children of LazyTown to eat fruits and vegetables (which he calls "sports candy") and play outside instead of sitting around indoors and eating unhealthy food. He wants to make sure LazyTown is happy, and knows that its residents have to be healthy and fit if they want to be happy. He is opposed by the sinister (yet perhaps equally energetic) Robbie Rotten, who seeks to return LazyTown to its former state: a lazy town. Sportacus is so engaged in his life of physical activity that he does parkour just to get from place to place—even doing acrobatic flips just to get from one side of his kitchen table to the other—and the children have to instruct him on how to relax. Sportacus lived in a large airship above LazyTown, which contains his bed, food, and other equipment.

In 1976 he became a soviet spy and was sent to america but because he was too focused on being an epic gamer he actually went to Australia. (don't ask how). In 2015, he went to College, where he met Brooke Willis, and the Two Hit it off. They have a Cat Named Sassy, Ben gets offended when People Insult it. He is also offended when People accurately compare him to Brody Williams, which makes him want to Punch Walls. He now currently Streams on Twitch as The Poopycorn, but his Old Name "Death To Bambi" was way cooler.